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Chuck Norris vs Virender Sehwag: Who Would Win?

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Chuck Norris vs Virender Sehwag

With yet another monstrous innings under his belt (146 in 102 balls with 17 fours and 4 sixes), it begs the question – is Virender Sehwag more destructive than Chuck Norris?

An American Icon Takes On An Indian Master Blaster

WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT VIRENDER SEHWAG…

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Virender Sehwag. Virender showed the bear his bat and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Virender Sehwag does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Virender Sehwag.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Virender Sehwag pajamas.

Virender Sehwag can slam a revolving door.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Virender Sehwag.

Virender Sehwag can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Virender Sehwag once smacked a horse in the chin with his bat. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

Virender Sehwag is the reason why Wally is hiding.

Virender Sehwag doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

Virender Sehwag will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

They once made a Virender Sehwag toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody

If Virender Sehwag is late, time better slow the fuck down

Virender Sehwag sleeps with a night light. Not because Virender Sehwag is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Virender Sehwag

Virender Sehwag ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Virender Sehwag can touch MC Hammer.

Virender Sehwag is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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